Season 1

1.1 - Pilot... or, here we go again.
1.2 - Credit Where Credit's Due... thoughts, dreams, and everything in between.
1.3 - Meet John Smith... or, maybe Joanne Smith?
1.4 - The Wrath of Con... or, Sydney Bristow shrunk a few inches!
1.5 - You Think You Know Somebody... or, hey hey hey, goood bye!
1.6 - Return of the Kane... or, class struggles for dummies
1.7 - The Girl Next Door... or, that mutual respect
1.8 - Like A Virgin... or, Tina!
1.9 - Drinking the Kool Aid... or, cult leaders get more action than I do. Bah.
1.10 - An Echolls Family Christmas... or, hey, I won like Weevil did. Twice!
1.11 - Silence of the Lamb... or, Tina! part 2
1.12 - Clash of the Tritons
1.13 - Lord of the Bling
1.14 - Mars vs. Mars... or, heel turns for everyone!
1.15 - Ruskie Business